Ten Things You Might Not Know About the Cast of House, MD
this is a work of fiction. should not be taken seriously, internally, or as a cure for genital warts. any humor you experience while using this product is purely coincidental.1. Much like Samson, RSL's incredible power stems from his long, flowing name. At one point he had a fourth name, but it had to be surgically removed to keep the power of his acting from completely destroying Hollywood.
2. Lisa Edelstein's cleavage has become such a popular hangout for the other cast members that she finally had a LCD TV installed.
3. Jesse Spencer and Jennifer Morrison have a drawer in their dresser devoted solely to sweater-vests.
4. During filming last year, Omar Epps was seriously injured during a 'eyebrow-arch' that went horribly awry. 'Euphoria' was penned to explain his sickly appearance.
5. Hugh Laurie's cane is filled with delicious candy.
6. A special filter is used while filming RSL's scenes to protect the public from the true impact of his puppy-dog eyes.
7. Jesse Spencer's accent is an affectation--he is, in fact, a magical space leprechaun.
8. During the scene where she and Hugh Laurie kissed, three staff members were required to pry Jennifer Morrison off.
9. Lisa Edelstein once uncrossed her legs during a crew meeting and turned every woman in the room into a lesbian.
10. After the aforementioned incident, Hugh Laurie said a swear word in his natural accent, which unfortunately negated the effect.