don't worry, I'm a professional
30 August 2007 @ 11:08 pm
It's that time again!

As you all know, work has been consuming me for a while. Well, I recently quit, but I've been having trouble reclaiming my writing mojo, soooo ... you know the drill!

Post a prompt and Djinn will write you a drabble! )
 
 
I am: giddy
 
 
don't worry, I'm a professional
28 June 2007 @ 03:03 am
Title: Don't Fix It
Author: Djinn [[info]fallen_arazil]
Characters: House/Wilson
Rating: All
Word Count: ~420 words
Disclaimer: None of these characters are my property; I make no profit from their usage.
Summary: Wherein there is a fight, and nothing is really resolved.
Author Notes: Happy birthday [info]daasgirl! I know, it's late, but I've been a bit uninspired lately, so it took me a while to get started. A little angsty, but it has a semi-happy ending, I promise.

'I want ... this isn't all I want.' )
 
 
don't worry, I'm a professional
23 June 2007 @ 12:35 am
well, I though it was funny ...  
Ten Things You Might Not Know About the Cast of House, MD
this is a work of fiction. should not be taken seriously, internally, or as a cure for genital warts. any humor you experience while using this product is purely coincidental.


1. Much like Samson, RSL's incredible power stems from his long, flowing name. At one point he had a fourth name, but it had to be surgically removed to keep the power of his acting from completely destroying Hollywood.

2. Lisa Edelstein's cleavage has become such a popular hangout for the other cast members that she finally had a LCD TV installed.

3. Jesse Spencer and Jennifer Morrison have a drawer in their dresser devoted solely to sweater-vests.

4. During filming last year, Omar Epps was seriously injured during a 'eyebrow-arch' that went horribly awry. 'Euphoria' was penned to explain his sickly appearance.

5. Hugh Laurie's cane is filled with delicious candy.

6. A special filter is used while filming RSL's scenes to protect the public from the true impact of his puppy-dog eyes.

7. Jesse Spencer's accent is an affectation--he is, in fact, a magical space leprechaun.

8. During the scene where she and Hugh Laurie kissed, three staff members were required to pry Jennifer Morrison off.

9. Lisa Edelstein once uncrossed her legs during a crew meeting and turned every woman in the room into a lesbian.

10. After the aforementioned incident, Hugh Laurie said a swear word in his natural accent, which unfortunately negated the effect.
 
 
don't worry, I'm a professional
11 June 2007 @ 07:21 pm
First five commenters can get a drabble/ficlet for the fandom/pairing of their choice! Anyone after that will be considered on a case-by-case basis. I'm feeling creative, but I don't have the time lately to do a huge number. =P I'm working almost full-time hours, despite being a part-time employee.

~Djinn
 
 
 
 
don't worry, I'm a professional
27 May 2007 @ 09:19 pm
Title: Attraction
Author: Djinn
Fandom: House MD
Characters: Cuddy, House, Wilson
Rating: Teen
Disclaimer: I do not own these characters, no profit being made
Summary: [info]secondsilk's prompt, Cuddy, after watching House and Wilson doing something quite innocuous.
Word count: ~215

Cuddy has always thought that Wilson is a man who is most attractive when you think you can't have him. )